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Olympic Giraffe Spotlight

Now normally we all know there is no reason for the Giraffe to be even watching the Olympics Londoon 2012, but some things must be said. And hell yes we are full on Croatians this summer… The reason…?

The Giraffe proudly presents ms Antonija Misura from the croatian basketball selection….Njoy.

antonija in action!!

and a highlight of best pics…in HD biatch

cya soon

ps how much?

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Guy Laramee // Book-worming

Yall know the obsession we have here at the FG with multidisciplinary dudes and art/architecture made of boks..Well time to acknowledge ze Masta in the field..Guy Laramee from la France killing it, hard to the bone..!

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Le Bananas a.k.a the.BOSS // new FG author

we proudly present you:

the newest addition to the team. A huge & aggressive player who will be taking care of any single starchitect and wannabe gay designer.

Fashionistas with ur moleskinez beware!

As a small preview “Le Boss” while killing a stoopid architect :

and moments before his attack to the city of San Francisco

MORE TO COME
THIS WAS JUST
A WARNING
! ! !

StAr WaRz taking on Art

random 2 the random with star warz characters invading famous art paintings.

-Lord Vador FTW-

-Chewbacca anatomy, in french pls-

-Mastah Yoda showin’ his moves-

to all you nerds out there

FG to the bone

Marine Sextants // Some lost knowledge

“The sextant is a majestic work of technology elegantly combining no less than three genius inventions. It consists of a telescope (necessary inventions: glass grinding; optics), a mirror, and a frame. If you know how to use a sextant, you can use it to find the distance between any two points in the sky.”

we always love intricate mechanisms like these here at the FG, so here it is. Simple, no?

– rennaissance dudes playing with the first sextant –

as simple as that.

y?

^ Because we can ^

Bad-taste Graphics FTW // Club Heat Von Cool

hello hello little troll followers.

another groundbreaking project for your eyes to feast on.Infinite skillz nurturing endless wisdom, pushing architectural expression to its boundaries.

andrew TÉTRAULT & federica von EUW from -the always sunny- Philadelphia have been kind enough to share another pearl with you, and og course suckerpunchdaily, known for its awesome scouting skills, had the balls to publish it…lolz (click hmuah to teleport to a super secret shadow server)

“Club Heat von Cool is an urban nightclub that was developed out of, and sought to become, a part of the intensive accumulation of atmospheres and scales present in one of the world’s most dynamic and culturally heterogeneous neighborhoods, Harajuku, Tokyo. The project became a morphology of varying systemic interiorities sequenced and transformed from the inside out to create a nightclub of sensations and effects.”

the FG team appreciates the effort guys, but just to let you know, you still have a long way to go before attaining Jorge-level Master Bullshitter..

—dafuq parallel universe is this?—

FG TIP

2 All grphic designers out there..stop pretending to be architects.

[SO] back // Ups & Downz

hallo germany, hallo Europez

what an action packed april this one has been…or not. The truth is that the FG team has been keeping one eye out for random lols here and there… Truth is that there were quite a few of them, but we aint no haterz, so were not gonna focus only one the bad side…

So lets start with our Ups and Downz for April.

UP #1

SCi-Arc

Now, we all know that we are not so in fond of SciArc and their tactics but we have to admit it when we see something we actually like. Figuring on the top, and only entry, of the UP category this random chinese dude, who DISSOBEYED his tutors instructions to FULLY PARAMETRISIZE his project, amd had the balls to use his Photoshop skillz for once in that school…No need to say this guy failed his semester…lolzz

-like bringing knives to a gunfight..wa?-

FG MEMO

WE ARE FUTURE GIRAFFES.

WE ARE INTERNET CELEBRITIES.

WE ARE LEGION.

AND

WE APPROVE THESE HOT CHICKS FROM SCIARC.

♥♥ MAKENZIE ♥♥

*FG approved*

DOWN #1

Dezeen.

yes yes, we know that every time your first year tutor asks you do find some refferences for your project, most of you botz run like headless chickens to Dezeen’s homepage, but..

THIS IS GETTING PHAKING ANNOYING!

Unfortunately the most interesting articles lately on dezeen are the mixtape articles from five years ago…

THIS IS GETTING PHAKING ANNOYING!

DOWN #2

STARCHITECTS.

So, what up with our so precious idols…?no, seriously…

Zaha is like trying to boost her popularity through random design fairs( last she was spotted at Milan’s Design Fair, being interviewed by a random chinese dezeen intern…’nuff said), Gehry is still locked in his private room, having an eye-to-eye showdown with a koutsomoura*(scroll down to see what koutsomoura means) in order to find inspiration, and The BIG is still playing his ball-even though his playing volleyball with tennis balls…- and Rem has gone guerilla, withdrawn in russia and launching his strategic operations, undercover mode.

FG TIP 2 STARCHITECTS:

guys, hire an image consultant, new 3d monkeys, more hot secretaries…

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And for the end, another classical case of

“WHO COPIED WHO??”

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Materialise.MGX’s lamp from 2007…

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Jordan Hodgson, from the Royal College of Art in da Londan

Leaving it to you to judge who copied who…

*koutsomoura : is a native Mediterranean fish (very ugly and very funny )

CIAO FOR NOW