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Saturday morning round-up

hallo hallo little weaklings

saturday morning, super hung-over after a late-night jury held at Nouvel’s office…let the champagne flow, almost the No-Style way, and he was even kind enough to make his hot secretaries stay over-time, just to keep the fun going…

anywayz…

a monkey intern here at the FG headquarters spotted a quite funny fact on Jean’s site…

dear Jean,

1.there is ONLY 1 CHINA. who says japanese are different than chinese…?have u seen them???

2.What about your 4-floor basement packed with chinese 3d monkeys….huh???

anywayz…

And to just get things clear. people searching for the following things..

..should GTFO from The Giraffe.

we know who you are people and once i learn how to ban IPs from our server you will all get OFFICIALLY BANNED!! gay hipsters u!

Fortunately, at least some people have gotten into Giraffe-mode…

nice to see some of you can still think… b.O.t.zzzz

untill the next one..

NOTE thanx to paparazzigr.tv for the support. Big Big upz from da france guyz!!

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[SO] back // Ups & Downz

hallo germany, hallo Europez

what an action packed april this one has been…or not. The truth is that the FG team has been keeping one eye out for random lols here and there… Truth is that there were quite a few of them, but we aint no haterz, so were not gonna focus only one the bad side…

So lets start with our Ups and Downz for April.

UP #1

SCi-Arc

Now, we all know that we are not so in fond of SciArc and their tactics but we have to admit it when we see something we actually like. Figuring on the top, and only entry, of the UP category this random chinese dude, who DISSOBEYED his tutors instructions to FULLY PARAMETRISIZE his project, amd had the balls to use his Photoshop skillz for once in that school…No need to say this guy failed his semester…lolzz

-like bringing knives to a gunfight..wa?-

FG MEMO

WE ARE FUTURE GIRAFFES.

WE ARE INTERNET CELEBRITIES.

WE ARE LEGION.

AND

WE APPROVE THESE HOT CHICKS FROM SCIARC.

♥♥ MAKENZIE ♥♥

*FG approved*

DOWN #1

Dezeen.

yes yes, we know that every time your first year tutor asks you do find some refferences for your project, most of you botz run like headless chickens to Dezeen’s homepage, but..

THIS IS GETTING PHAKING ANNOYING!

Unfortunately the most interesting articles lately on dezeen are the mixtape articles from five years ago…

THIS IS GETTING PHAKING ANNOYING!

DOWN #2

STARCHITECTS.

So, what up with our so precious idols…?no, seriously…

Zaha is like trying to boost her popularity through random design fairs( last she was spotted at Milan’s Design Fair, being interviewed by a random chinese dezeen intern…’nuff said), Gehry is still locked in his private room, having an eye-to-eye showdown with a koutsomoura*(scroll down to see what koutsomoura means) in order to find inspiration, and The BIG is still playing his ball-even though his playing volleyball with tennis balls…- and Rem has gone guerilla, withdrawn in russia and launching his strategic operations, undercover mode.

FG TIP 2 STARCHITECTS:

guys, hire an image consultant, new 3d monkeys, more hot secretaries…

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And for the end, another classical case of

“WHO COPIED WHO??”

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Materialise.MGX’s lamp from 2007…

IMG2

Jordan Hodgson, from the Royal College of Art in da Londan

Leaving it to you to judge who copied who…

*koutsomoura : is a native Mediterranean fish (very ugly and very funny )

CIAO FOR NOW