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Entaglments | Chris Labrooy

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Rubix cube .. with cars!

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Feathery Det \\ Michael Chase

floating during the previous hours/ days, excelling at detailing .. here is..why not .. an opportunity for you minionz to train your spot observing skills ;)

after having a first look, find the corners to the circles to help your view of each artwork EXPAND so that you have a better second and thirdview , SO A MORE EFFICIENT UNDERSTANDING of each detailed artwork

here yOu go

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MJ is the Best

after years out in the business we have all here seen our amount of

site plans/v-f-a(view from above noob!) but i believe that today we have a clear winner.. 

Drawing inspirations from the works of P.Coelho -lol- and “Where is Wallly?” this masterpiece seems to be following the so 90’s dogma of let it be and they will find it…HAHAHAH… Go on and use adjustment layers and instagram filters for your site plans trying to make them look sexy..you are free to do so…BUT these lads are clearly embracing the “Matt Damon wouldnt use plug-ins” philosophy, propably staying old school to the bone and doing this awesome drawing in MS Paint. Respec’z!!

Sooo..Where is Wally biatch???

Get inspired scrubs!!

 

ps. project by super funny freaks freearchitects

many surprises await you in their site+a livestream of them in the office playing ping-pong(??)…no seriously

Midnight lucid reconceptualisations_Da Grimshaah’

Hello Europez, hello Germany.

We are coming for you. Late night aggro style back from the day…

This weekend we were in the private bidding for the London Design Museum with our beloved Zaha and mi boy Grimshaah’You know..one more iconic producer of culture who has given us yet another masterpiece…lolz

Whaaa???is this a boat.???

No this is a undercover building u vlaka.

But no seriously…u should all take a few moments here and realize that its all in how you sell a concept…aint that right Grimshaaaahh?

 

 

 

Le Corb[u]

big day today. just ignored a friend request from my childhood hero

 

gatakia

in the making

Those 3 steps keep working for me and believe me I’m one of the top 30 under 30 according to AJ !

…come on its easy. not gonna spell it for u

Bonus

(young aggro chick..its been a long time i wanted to somehow post her..

why ? because i can )

Homemade Fashion // Producing Culture [again]

In a struggle to redefine algorithmic drosscapes we got inspired by the world famous Producers of Culture a.k.a Le Ayala[ ], Boffo, something, something, something.

As clearly illustrated bellow i got a nail passed through my jumper so i can visualise and orchestrate interconnected nodes.

Big up to me for testing architectural language in 1:1 scale prototypes

F.G all ze Way

Bad Taste // Men’s Fashion – WHAT THE F*CK ?

Hello little midgets, somewhere between reviewing applications for the new secretary position (after Litsa left the office we are on the hunt for a tall, big tits, blue eyes, blonde hair, brazilian ass replacement; think of it as a well educated pornstar), I saw THIS! ☞  Gowns for Guys // WHAAAT ? ? !

HA HA HA HA HA

There was actually some description in the article struggling to justify this eye disturbing outcome but could not be bothered to read it. It looked a bit like this :

“Men’s fashion is having a moment—a feminine moment, that is. First it was the concept of mantyhose (pantyhose and tights for men that took a popular turn this spring) and now men’s fashion is taking yet another influence from the ladies — this time, in the form of dresses.

During Australian Fashion Week this past week, menswear designer Injuryattempted to branch out the world of male fashion by debuting several man dresses down the runaway …… BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA “

Who gives a F*CK ?

For the oldskool Future-Giraffes‘ followers:

” Where the f*ck to start and where the f*ck to end ? “

ciao pokemons

Bad Taste – La Mr.Contactus from ArchiTeam

Halo Germany, Halo Europez

I woke up this fine friday morning, in the fine city of Boston and saw THIS!

DAFUQ !

Under which government and which circumstances the actions of THIS little, brown, gay friendly, fashionista bot are able to PROMOTE ARCHITECTURE!???

hahah. i kno i kno. architecture is getting mainstream and everyone with a pair of eyes can nowadays press “like” to any stoopid photo of a building.

Down here at the Giraffe we approve and promote le hardcore so mr.contactus is officially a member of our Blacklist.

[not sure if u remember #24 of that list is probably his mentor;
le Peter Marino hahah]

So, mr contactus just drop this girly naive performance style of yours, go home and try to draw ONE straight line.

Until then dont even think of the word architecture.
You are just making actual architects laugh and 16 year old hermaphrodites think they might belong to this field.

Ciao for now.
FG.
We are army

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