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Olympic Giraffe Spotlight

Now normally we all know there is no reason for the Giraffe to be even watching the Olympics Londoon 2012, but some things must be said. And hell yes we are full on Croatians this summer… The reason…?

The Giraffe proudly presents ms Antonija Misura from the croatian basketball selection….Njoy.

antonija in action!!

and a highlight of best pics…in HD biatch

cya soon

ps how much?

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Irina Shayk goes swimming

yo to everyone enjoying the sunny day 2day,

down here at the FG when architecture tends to get boringly boring we turn to our 2nd interest : hot chicks.

Irina Shayk has always been a good distractions even for our chinese interns with job description : “changing line thickness in Adobe Illustrator” 

Anywayz, Irina went swimming with a friend in Miami and I could say the photographer captured all views of the model [front, back, left, right]

GALLERY☟

via sportpaper (+)

In case you are a woman interested both in architecture & our blog (quite unlikely) and you found this post offensive….

LOLZ

ScanLab // Props

let’s admit it…you are quite lucky

thank god we did not post something about 3D scanning of the earth, BBC, which would make my dick go soft even if i were with Irina Shayk…

random bullshitters, time to get familiar with the work of ScanLab.

both founders graduated from da Bartlett not so long ago, and it has been going from good to better for them ever since. Big up guys…

I mean they did invent a ginormous 3d scanner….big wha!

“ScanLAB Projects specialise in large scale 3D data capture. We scan in full colour creating millimetre perfect 3D dataset of objects, buildings and landscapes for use in Design, Making and Visualisation.

We use a range of state of the art 3D scanning technologies providing a fast, reliable and highly accurate service which is tailored to the needs of our clients.

ScanLAB Projects is run by Matthew Shaw and William Trossell. Our backgrounds in architecture and fabrication mean we have unique insight into industries where 3D scanning can have its most substantial impact.

As a company we are actively involved in teaching and research at the Bartlett School of Architecture, University College London. Through our commercial projects and research activities we are constantly exploring and expanding the potentials of this powerful technology. We are currently working with leading architects, engineers, broadcasters and artists on a portfolio of projects worldwide.”

a model of matt’s “Stealth Objects”

Subverting the Lidar landscape

3D scanning of a conference room

these guys are so cool they even managed to sell a very dirty, for Zaha level, animation to her for like 80000pounds…

respec’

dirty zaha…Nice

..wisdom in gallery format..

Morning Wisdom // SRL

Well

seems like we got a little p’oblem….

seems like most of you

when hearing about robots fighting

all you can think of are 

the transformers…..

pathetic…

welcome to the real world….

a world where human constructions have been programmed to KILL since 1979 bitch..

“Survival Research Laboratories was conceived of and founded by Mark Pauline in November 1978. Since its inception SRL has operated as an organization of creative technicians dedicated to re-directing the techniques, tools, and tenets of industry, science, and the military away from their typical manifestations in practicality, product or warfare. Since 1979, SRL has staged over 45 mechanized presentations in the United States and Europe. Each performance consists of a unique set of ritualized interactions between machines, robots, and special effects devices, employed in developing themes of socio-political satire. Humans are present only as audience or operators.”

We know that you are usually extremely ignorant and never click on videos, but we still believe in journalism with credentials, so here are some visual treats of Mark Pauline’s work

and an awesome track madde by noises during SurvivalResearchLabs shows and tests….

MORE AWESOMNESS IN THE GALLERY BELOW>>>

thats it for your morning xp’s…you can now concentrate on biting these skills