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Value FO Money!

OR a budget well spent!

yes, very briefly in this building you cannot see the pool:

WIN !

i dont put a source to keep it simple

 

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random very random

 

brain dead summer keeps going so not able to do anythin more than drag n drop photoz..scroll down ^^

 

Image of the Day ● squeezed high rise

Back in 2nd year we were all given a brief about a tiny long house. OMG it was a difficult semester. this guy liked it so much that made it happen. Big upz!

source:(+)

kittens + architecture ● L0L5

hahahah to be honest we came across different versions of the LOLcats a while ago, but just found the way to the source. So why not; lets post about it!

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Bad Taste ● Sneaker Tectonics

Hello my friend,

we back again with the famous by now “Bad Taste” section.

Sneaker Tectonics is not a bad project, simply because:

its not a project

nuff said

I mean it was probably a kewl task to test ur 3D modelling skills, texturing and press the little magic button “render”. Other than that you cannot possibly treat this as a realistic proposal. hahah image you wake up every morning and have this view from your window.

HOWEVER, if you have a secret plan building this in a place with LasVegas aesthetics and a lot oil money maybe it will be a goer.

this guyz can be potential clients

They would love a new mall in their city looking like this

Tip : try to “fillet” the edges of the shoes. they might look more sexy

ciao for nowz

Homemade Fashion // Producing Culture [again]

In a struggle to redefine algorithmic drosscapes we got inspired by the world famous Producers of Culture a.k.a Le Ayala[ ], Boffo, something, something, something.

As clearly illustrated bellow i got a nail passed through my jumper so i can visualise and orchestrate interconnected nodes.

Big up to me for testing architectural language in 1:1 scale prototypes

F.G all ze Way

Bad Taste // Men’s Fashion – WHAT THE F*CK ?

Hello little midgets, somewhere between reviewing applications for the new secretary position (after Litsa left the office we are on the hunt for a tall, big tits, blue eyes, blonde hair, brazilian ass replacement; think of it as a well educated pornstar), I saw THIS! ☞  Gowns for Guys // WHAAAT ? ? !

HA HA HA HA HA

There was actually some description in the article struggling to justify this eye disturbing outcome but could not be bothered to read it. It looked a bit like this :

“Men’s fashion is having a moment—a feminine moment, that is. First it was the concept of mantyhose (pantyhose and tights for men that took a popular turn this spring) and now men’s fashion is taking yet another influence from the ladies — this time, in the form of dresses.

During Australian Fashion Week this past week, menswear designer Injuryattempted to branch out the world of male fashion by debuting several man dresses down the runaway …… BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA “

Who gives a F*CK ?

For the oldskool Future-Giraffes‘ followers:

” Where the f*ck to start and where the f*ck to end ? “

ciao pokemons

Bad Taste – La Mr.Contactus from ArchiTeam

Halo Germany, Halo Europez

I woke up this fine friday morning, in the fine city of Boston and saw THIS!

DAFUQ !

Under which government and which circumstances the actions of THIS little, brown, gay friendly, fashionista bot are able to PROMOTE ARCHITECTURE!???

hahah. i kno i kno. architecture is getting mainstream and everyone with a pair of eyes can nowadays press “like” to any stoopid photo of a building.

Down here at the Giraffe we approve and promote le hardcore so mr.contactus is officially a member of our Blacklist.

[not sure if u remember #24 of that list is probably his mentor;
le Peter Marino hahah]

So, mr contactus just drop this girly naive performance style of yours, go home and try to draw ONE straight line.

Until then dont even think of the word architecture.
You are just making actual architects laugh and 16 year old hermaphrodites think they might belong to this field.

Ciao for now.
FG.
We are army

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