i have a question whichis triveling my mind since i saw on frame web…(+)
Challenger #1 : CZWG Architects
Challenger #2 : Hopkins Architects
Now
Note (I know this post smells like “someone has built it before”) but sorry. Im trying not to throw up in my mouth. It is just that the above mentioned assistant is super hot
#1 Canada Water Library, Londan
#2 Nottingham-better known as Shotingham- Uni Library
…..
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BAck to back with a 4xblodbath session…The FG fished out a little nonedited monster-aki scamming its way to the final 10 entries…under a rock.
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Small autistic details:
An amazing very site specific project ,super skin, third value of the structural beams, frozen columns dancing in the field, sound scape monsters everywhere, plot density ^^93.2% (according to brief), extra pedestrian food supplies straight to you, someone is giving pain here, no joke, diagrams are kiling it, interiorizing the bottom part of the upper cascades, + zaha in the house
Its all about form finding with suffiecient ubiquitous experiments as Tsakas mentioned in the jury
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So,
for our stooopid readers in London that cant even be bothered to visit RIBA’s website (+) (architecture DOT com, omg),
some students that actually did not make it to the FG ”Epic Fails” (+) section of the Presidents Medals will be showing and explaining their work.
1. You will meet someone from Australia
2. You can bring along your empty moleskin and pepool will not laugh
3. Since you are all groupies of Factory.Fifteen, Mr.Tavares spends most of his mornings reading & replying your emails. Go ahead and ask him your questions so that he and his crew get more free time to take over the world.
4. If you are hot: the Factory is looking for a new secretary. Maybe you get to be the lucky stoopid blonde to answer their phones (girls only as far as i know)
5. Basmah will be there
6. Each visitor gets to play with her acoustic prototype (2 rounds each)
7. THE FG TEAM will be around ^^
We just got an email that the AA FASHION will be joining again the Paris lifestyle in FALL 2018. They will be back with ultra radical briefs since the scale of the potential projects will be much smaller. Well known scale surfers, they are, stoopid fashion for little ugly kids will be the main design variable for the upcoming workshop. (more photos will be soon uploaded)
Factory Fifteen made it to the Channel 4 homepage.
To be honest, we dont really care but since it is super recent (a few minutes ago) why not publish it?
Goodmorning our little troll minions..
Wild week this one has been till now..But as you are aware, today is Thursday, and that means its only aggro-style…and to make things a bit more fair, here is a chance for you to gain mutiple level-ups at once.
As FG had previously informed you, we had the chance to attend the -fully packed- conference given by the Maas in Paris two weeks ago(first row bitch!).. we decided to share the vid of the whole thing so you can take some lessons, especially on Backstabbing.with.Discretion 4.03 (please, i know that videos with no animals and no fish-eye lens seem extremely boring to you, but please do your selves a favor)
NOTE1 Stay tuned for tonight’s bloodbath
NOTE2 if you watched the whole vid u have unlocked:
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lets get straight to the point.
THIS IS a serious post about the work of Tony Orrico. Do yourselves a favor and absorb some of the knowledge we are offering so eventually your days will not anymore be about carying your Moleskine around..little bots
Tony Orrico (+)
“Penwald Drawings are a series of bilateral drawings in which Tony Orrico explores the use of his body as a tool of measurement to inscribe geometries through movement and course.
The master of each drawing is a conceptual score of Orrico’s efficacious techniques, imposed variables, and specified durations and/or objectives.
He explores the limitation of (or the spontaneous navigation within) the sphere of his outstretched arms, considering themes of repetition, locomotion, refraction, and eventual exhaustion.
He performs his ideas live as a shared process that yields a unique impression or print of the original concept.”
Next time to perform live will be from 16-19 November in Next Wave Festival//Brooklyn Academy of Music, NY Design for John Jasperse’s Canyon
+some video action
*NOTE*
thanks 2 all of you for last night’s chatbox interaction. We could not stop laughing ^^
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Yo yo to mi peepool in the AAD ; )
Next time you want to make a project/parody so everyone can have a laugh with please consider the following guide:
a. find a f*cking amazing reference
b. make sure its a piece of work much better than you can ever imagine making yourself
c. make sure you have no idea what is it about
d.or simply follow the steps of a pokemon known as Rahul Vishwakarma from Oxford (cough cough) Brookes
I suppose you are all familiar with the Presidents’ Medal winner of 2009 Nicholas Szczepaniak and his “Defensible Architecture” project.
Anyway, the point is not to praise his work rather than have a laugh or two with all these stupid little bitches that go around crying “ooooh thats just a speculation, ooh dude thats so superficial, arggh I wish i could do something ectoplasmatic for once so i can look cool, pff im a nooob, etc” ….and then end up working for more than a year on a pure copy-paste mode.
—-0— There will be more posts about PM entries of 2011 mainly composed by “hahah” “OMG” “WTF” or “LOL” comments as done in the past. However here we thought it would be unethical to not intervene!
- A Defensible Architecture by Nicholas Szczepaniak (COPY!) (+)
- A Theatre Of Waves: Continuing Profane Rituals by Rahul Vishwakarma (PASTE) (+)
1)Lets see how the design process of Rahul started. He followed carefully the above list and analysed one of his favorite projects as seen bellow
We can go on and talk about the difference between copying and stealing something but is useless since you bots prefer to scroll up and down than think for a minute. Dont worry the images are self.explanatory
If you still dont get that is made of some elements that MOVE and some elements that are VERTICAL and THIN you can read a bit of Rahul’s description (its all about narrative duuuude)
.…..They glisten as salt crystals refract the azure-tinted spectacle.
My feet, pressed against uneven ammonites, throb as I pass motionless Lymers and seasoned visitors watching a passenger-laden boat voyage towards a MONUMENTAL engine.
Rhythmical mechanical creaking and groaning overwhelming calls from overhead seagulls, as fish/bird-shaped counterweights slowly appear from the sea. Using binoculars I witness gears and cogs tirelessly pumping intertwined machines; silhouettes Fishing, Diving, Chatting, Pointing, and Staring
Bellow: The finest of experimentation. Up to you to check whos the COPY and whos the PASTE
We could continue writing but is sad and have better things to do like: have some tea with Renzo’s wife or even better play fetch with the 3 new interns of Bernard. All we could say is that Rahul Vishwakarma and his fantastic project in the middle of nowhere will not win…..since there are NO BIRDS in the drawings. Its obvious that Nicholas had an edge with his birdy drawings
ciao for now,
Rahul you can either
A.paint yourself blue and jump in the sea
B.read AA’s catalogue for some change this week
whaaad up wannabe architects ?
I know you expect a funny, aggressive and sarcastic post on the architectural community. However from time to time sharing something amazing with you will get you a bit smarter and hopefully more creative; since your all-time reference is the Bartlett year book.
Anyway stfu and pay your respects to Christiaan Zwanikken. (+)
The Dutch kinetic artist and biomechanoid zoologist resurrects deceased wildlife by reanimating the skeletal remains with servomotors and robotic engineering. He breeds these new species in a 400-year-old monastery located in a remote village in Portugal. He also works and lives in an warehouse that equally dates back several hundred years in Amsterdam.
His work has been widely exhibited nationally and internationally and can be found in numerous public and private collections.
Zwanikken’s installations are like interactive Wunderkammers, configurations of hybrid, techno-animalistic figures, that come to ‘life’, responding to the viewer and to each other. Zwanikken plays nature – against artificial – against viewer removing any authoritative role: his hierarchy is governed by a different order. Due to the unpredictability of the computer-aided elements, it is not certain who responds to whom, and who is looking or being looked at.
By making technology seem to be ‘out of control’, Zwanikken ironizes the hype around interaction in media art and the illusion of smooth-running communications. As a rule his installations demonstrate human or animal conduct and thus serve as a handle for investigating and critiquing nature and behavior. His fusion of organic and inorganic materials mashed with interactive technology demonstrates the evolution and de-evolution of sculpture in the twenty-first century.
*NO BONUS in.this.post*
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Yo,
how are you my little cyborgian trolls.?
Making fun of other people & their ideas or work is still a cool activity. The whole thing gets to a new level when ur victims do not get your no-life hobby and try to encounter you in a normal discussion. Furthermore, level up^^ is gained only when the victim realizes you are sarcastic but still tries to encounter you in a normal discussion.
We have a very long library of “comment-reply” situations while just posting bullshit to other blogs. Its time we reveal a few examples.
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1.This little guy updated his blog with his new creation
Future-Giraffes:Well, I agree on the progress idea, but I think your drawing is also helping to reinvent underfund edges of mental/or real spaces. keep the radical work (hahhahahahah)
Edward Bedinghaus:Thanks for the insight about the undefined edges between real and mental space. Im working on a design project and may have to give that concept more consideration
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2.This pokemon decided to post the photo of a super radical concept
Future-Giraffes:Im sorry to tell you but these two case studies do not struggle to find their place in the metropolis’ kingdom. They are amplifying probabilistic thresholds so they can survive/adapt in the so called metropolis (hahahahahha)
Giovanni Cervi:Maybe you are right. But i really think they represent our inner life and soul, not just structures (LOL!)
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3.This pokemon shared with us his recent masterpiece
Future-Giraffes: Great drawing! you have successfully implemented distributed methodologies with your technique. keep up the radical work!
Titirangi Storyteller: Gorgeous! (hahahha)
Cameravagrant: Very cool! Seems like you are multi-telented (WHAAAT?)
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4. OMG this troll is still sharing useless inventions like a female tie
Future-Giraffes: Wondering if THIS can help to reveal bleeding-edge mapping of the human body? (bitch pleaase)
Pedro Salma: yeahh, that’s right!! (Thats what im talking about hahaha)
** + a few bonus pics **
(jorge THE BULLSHIT!)
(our tag system seems to be working)
(yo)
(neri THE LESBIAN oxman)
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one of the “one and onlys”
daniel libeskind a.k.a Dany The Triangle or Sharp.Angles
will have the honor to be featured in a special post in the near future.
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Extract from the writing “ENDLESSNESSLESS”, by ROCHE&Sie(n)
“More than a key..it’s an ‘apparatus’..In a paranoid sense, an apparatus for submitting and being submitted to a large spectrum of interpretations, from self-illusion freak three-dimensional effects. We could consider this ‘suspended time’ as the first apparatus, or , more precisely, how the relationship strategies that are embedded in this ‘moment’ simultaneously articulate knowledge and are articulated by knowledge. The two little girls are looking at the production of their 0wn paranoias, transforming, at the same time, the representation of our own reality. They articulate fiction and reality, by creating through their subjectivities a narration that renegotiates with tangible substances. We are directly confronted with the boundaries of the system, where, from this scripted confusion, emerges an apparatus which is at the same time revealing the absence of boundaries of self-conciousness..“
Francois Roche
..truly inspiring
Jorge Ayala
*The ultimate Bullshit Generator*
-no, seriously, this guy will sell you anything-
*and on top
some HIGH ROLLER ACTION!
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