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in the making

Posted on May 21, 2012 by scalesurfer | 1 Comment

Those 3 steps keep working for me and believe me I’m one of the top 30 under 30 according to AJ !

…come on its easy. not gonna spell it for u

Bonus

(young aggro chick..its been a long time i wanted to somehow post her..

why ? because i can )

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Bad Taste ● business cards and logos

Posted on May 11, 2012 by scalesurfer | Leave a comment

For a designer the design of his business card is a big deal!

As everyone around here i also secretly check from time to time the Cool.Hunter.

1 .

hahahah look what i found. This guy who is a designer! just used the iphone template for his promotion!

I would def hire you dude! keep it up

Instead of designing u should better go around the corner and start a kebab biz otherwise you will be watching the “Fuck you, Pay me” documentary for the rest of your life.

2 .

As a counter attack a.k.a counter-terrorist we present a design by Zsófi Dobos.

Ok as you/we know we find it a bit gay-ish and minimal but the guy has really spent some time working on his card. Only for that we give him a big up.

thats for u kebab-guy so u can take some lessonz

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Bad Taste ● Sneaker Tectonics

Posted on May 10, 2012 by scalesurfer | Leave a comment

Hello my friend,

we back again with the famous by now “Bad Taste” section.

Sneaker Tectonics is not a bad project, simply because:

its not a project

nuff said

I mean it was probably a kewl task to test ur 3D modelling skills, texturing and press the little magic button “render”. Other than that you cannot possibly treat this as a realistic proposal. hahah image you wake up every morning and have this view from your window.

HOWEVER, if you have a secret plan building this in a place with LasVegas aesthetics and a lot oil money maybe it will be a goer.

this guyz can be potential clients

They would love a new mall in their city looking like this

Tip : try to “fillet” the edges of the shoes. they might look more sexy

ciao for nowz

♥

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Homemade Fashion // Producing Culture [again]

Posted on May 7, 2012 by scalesurfer | 1 Comment

In a struggle to redefine algorithmic drosscapes we got inspired by the world famous Producers of Culture a.k.a Le Ayala[ ], Boffo, something, something, something.

As clearly illustrated bellow i got a nail passed through my jumper so i can visualise and orchestrate interconnected nodes.

Big up to me for testing architectural language in 1:1 scale prototypes

F.G all ze Way

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Bad Taste // Men’s Fashion – WHAT THE F*CK ?

Posted on May 6, 2012 by scalesurfer | 5 Comments

Hello little midgets, somewhere between reviewing applications for the new secretary position (after Litsa left the office we are on the hunt for a tall, big tits, blue eyes, blonde hair, brazilian ass replacement; think of it as a well educated pornstar), I saw THIS! ☞ Gowns for Guys // WHAAAT ? ? !

HA HA HA HA HA

There was actually some description in the article struggling to justify this eye disturbing outcome but could not be bothered to read it. It looked a bit like this :

“Men’s fashion is having a moment—a feminine moment, that is. First it was the concept of mantyhose (pantyhose and tights for men that took a popular turn this spring) and now men’s fashion is taking yet another influence from the ladies — this time, in the form of dresses.

During Australian Fashion Week this past week, menswear designer Injuryattempted to branch out the world of male fashion by debuting several man dresses down the runaway …… BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA “

Who gives a F*CK ?

For the oldskool Future-Giraffes‘ followers:

” Where the fck to start and where the fck to end ? “

ciao pokemons

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Bad Taste – La Mr.Contactus from ArchiTeam

Posted on May 4, 2012 by scalesurfer | Leave a comment

Halo Germany, Halo Europez

I woke up this fine friday morning, in the fine city of Boston and saw THIS!

DAFUQ !

Under which government and which circumstances the actions of THIS little, brown, gay friendly, fashionista bot are able to PROMOTE ARCHITECTURE!???

hahah. i kno i kno. architecture is getting mainstream and everyone with a pair of eyes can nowadays press “like” to any stoopid photo of a building.

Down here at the Giraffe we approve and promote le hardcore so mr.contactus is officially a member of our Blacklist.

[not sure if u remember #24 of that list is probably his mentor;
le Peter Marino hahah]

So, mr contactus just drop this girly naive performance style of yours, go home and try to draw ONE straight line.

Until then dont even think of the word architecture.
You are just making actual architects laugh and 16 year old hermaphrodites think they might belong to this field.

Ciao for now.
FG.
We are army
♥

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Bad Taste // Olympic Games 2012 Information Pavilion Competition

Posted on April 29, 2012 by scalesurfer | Comments Off

“Winners have been announced in the [LONDON] Information Pavilion. The international ideas competition, hosted by [AC-CA], invited architects and architecture students to design a temporary, freestanding information pavilion within the world famous Trafalgar Square in the Heart of London during the 2012 Olympic Games.”

bla bla bla bla

THE WINNER proposed :

lets take the Olympic Games LOGO and use it as a PLAN

…nuff said…

oh yeah, almost forgot to post the project, lolz

laterz

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Bad taste or Masterpieces ? ?

Posted on April 20, 2012 by scalesurfer | 2 Comments

Yes, its back [by popular demand] so lets get started:

ok 2 more :

whooops. what just happened up there Bjarke ?

*no need to ask why “learning from las vegas” is in the Tag section of this post

Ciaoz

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Floating homes // bad.taste.Lolz

Posted on April 7, 2012 by scalesurfer | 1 Comment

hahahha look at this !

We are not talking about a waste of materials if it ever gets build. We are talking about waste of RAM for this rendering to be done

pure FAIL

“This over-the-top tropical floating island is a fantasy dreamed up by Yacht Island Design, which planned it as a private luxury yacht to accommodate 10 guests with about 57,000 square feet of usable space. Director Rob McPherson estimates it would cost “several hundreds of million euros to build.”

The company also provides sketches and renderings for several other fanciful floating creations, such as one called The Streets of Monaco and a futuristic sea-pod called Project Utopia. In the works are aquatic projects titled Oriental Chuan and Eastern Promise.”

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