Waadup stupid architecture bitcheez?
We decided to share with you a few extracts from THE BIBLE / our own personal handbook with insights on “how to make it” in our field, composed after numerous interactions with firms such as OMA, AMO, MCA, MAD, Foster & Partners, Diller & Scofidio, Zaha Hadid’s left hand (a.k.a Patrick Schumacher’s right hand) and our first internship as chinese slaves in JN’s office.
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IN MY BOOK :
1.Always sketch and speculate on the train/plane/private jet, while going from one place to the other. These are your most creative moments. + You look cool
2.When rendering:
a.Always pass at least a day or two testing possible views and cameras for your 3d scene.
b. ALWAYS save test sceneports.
3.When producing a presentation/competition document, ALWAYS print it as small as possible. Thats when the true beauty of your drawing comes out.
4.Your body must be fit at any time. ALWAYS go to the gym.
(our scouting team reports: that Tobias Klein used to hit the gym twice a day as a student)
5.So must be your mind. Decompress often.
Intense club sessions between work will boost ur creativity up to 400%
6.Every self-respectful architect wakes up with the following.
a. gay style tea (kusmi, of course)
b. checking emails for at least 2 hours
c. replying to emails for at least 2 hours
d. F5
7. Drugs give you the illusion of being creative and uber cool.
Its a win – win situation!
8.Develop your multi-tasking skills
a.It is said that Peter Zumthor is able to breathe and think at the same time!
b. When Hernan Diaz Alonso is running good can breathe and loft at the same time
c. Bjarke once did a diagram that looked also as a drawing(AT THE SAME TIME)
d.Bjarke again, using a mouse once : rotated, pushed and scaled(1D) his overworked cubic 3D model (AT THE SAME TIME)
9.There is nothing cooler for your iPhone’s homescreen than one of your drawings/renders.The smaller, the better…
10.If any of you have ever even downloaded Autocad app for iPhone/Pad admitt it. U r clinically retarded.
11….
+bonus+
Today’s most popular term leading to our blog through Google has been
“architecture bitch”