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Fashion // sharing the luv ● Quiz ?

Big up to all mi fashionistaz out there!

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Are you f*cking with me? // Ze Challenge

i have a question whichis triveling my mind since i saw on frame web…(+)

Challenger #1 : CZWG Architects

Challenger #2 : Hopkins Architects

Now

Who’s been fuckin who’s assistant here..?

Note (I know this post smells like “someone has built it before”) but sorry. Im trying not to throw up in my mouth. It is just that the above mentioned assistant is super hot

#1 Canada Water Library, Londan

#2 Nottingham-better known as Shotingham- Uni Library

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BONUS

The QUIZ ? // info leaked from Foster’s office

SOme lads from londan sent in a tip incuding two attachments.

First attachment

Second Attachment

Is hidden inside the following gallery!

TIP:  the attachment was the main concept diagram for the above project conceived by Sir/Lord & pARTNERS

THE POLL

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Photoshop CS4 Tutorials//THE BJARKE

The truth is, our little troll minions, that we had another article under construction for you tonight…something like how super-creative and uber-versatile danish architecture firms are…

Instead, here is some food for thought…(Sad no?)

   OHHH YEEEAAH!DROP THE BEATS!!!

 SOOO…

NOTE1 Think about it

NOTE2 The chinese interns working on the site must have had so much fun…

Morning Quiz // for the radicals only // X or H ??

Ok,

we got a little situation in Katsutoshi Sasaki + Associates office and hopefully you could help!!!

After realizing this MASTERPIECE, every single magazine and journal want to publish it!

PROBLEM!!

WE DO NOT KNOW THE TITLE!

X OR H

???

Please vote so we can contact the Katsutoshi crew and help them out!

Warm up stupidity

Since we gave you a lot of infos the last 2-3 days we decided to throw a small poll action so you can make us laugh with  your answers

+ a few photos from our archive so you can pick the correct answer for the poll..

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Snorkeling session//Coffee with an architect

Waaad up guys! A day without a post and we are back! Well, lets get something clear:

The fact that we are able to kill sharks does not mean that we don’t go snorkeling from time to time.! And this post is exactly that; a snorkeling session where we found a small innocent fish to tease and laugh with.
The fishy is known as “Coffee with an Architect” (click here +)

Apparently the site is so funny/sad by itself that we don’t need to edit or point out a lot of things. Just pay a visit and laugh or feel ashamed that future architecture students may read it at some point. It is by far one of the least stimulating websites having a parasitic relationship to architecture. A stupid celebration of copy paste texts and lists that for some reason should be worth-reading.

The autor in his free time likes to stand in front of ideologies and design masterpieces. He told me so, in an exclusive interview we had online!

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“mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” last time i checked the bullshit generator was still ON so why put effort to share with us words like node, symmetry or form?

-its not funny
-no one talks like that!
-we know what “joist” means

how is your GRID now monsieur? why don’t you go work your way up to a T-Square  (hahha how funny am I) NOT!
In my book, thats a proper architects vocabulary! Watch and learn fishy

orchestrate steady-state laminar flows = bullshit
harness ruderal palimpsests = bullshit
synergize regional experiences = bullshit
mesh interstitial programs = bullshit
enable successional recipes = bullshit
urbanize vertical drosscapes = bullshit
biodiversify magnetic scenarios = bullshit
engineer suburban pluralities = bullshit
ducks cry only once = bullshit
extend adaptive urbanisms=bullshit

One more tiny attempt to climb up the ladder and get closer to the KING OF BULLSHIT a.k.a AYYYYAla you will go down in miliseconds

TRUST ME guys, i was about to finish it here BUT I could not resist. I saw”mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” work and projects!!!!! Its always tempting to see how great theoreticians put in action their thoughts! (LOL)

where the f*ck to start and where the f*ck to finish?

A small poll to test your architecture knowledge. If you happen to be a follower of mr.guy standing in front of an ideology you will find the test super-easy!

have a nice friday.!