Waaad up guys! A day without a post and we are back! Well, lets get something clear:
The fact that we are able to kill sharks does not mean that we don’t go snorkeling from time to time.! And this post is exactly that; a snorkeling session where we found a small innocent fish to tease and laugh with.
The fishy is known as “Coffee with an Architect” (click here +)
Apparently the site is so funny/sad by itself that we don’t need to edit or point out a lot of things. Just pay a visit and laugh or feel ashamed that future architecture students may read it at some point. It is by far one of the least stimulating websites having a parasitic relationship to architecture. A stupid celebration of copy paste texts and lists that for some reason should be worth-reading.
The autor in his free time likes to stand in front of ideologies and design masterpieces. He told me so, in an exclusive interview we had online!
“mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” last time i checked the bullshit generator was still ON so why put effort to share with us words like node, symmetry or form?
-its not funny
-no one talks like that!
-we know what “joist” means
how is your GRID now monsieur? why don’t you go work your way up to a T-Square (hahha how funny am I) NOT!
In my book, thats a proper architects vocabulary! Watch and learn fishy
orchestrate steady-state laminar flows = bullshit
harness ruderal palimpsests = bullshit
synergize regional experiences = bullshit
mesh interstitial programs = bullshit
enable successional recipes = bullshit
urbanize vertical drosscapes = bullshit
biodiversify magnetic scenarios = bullshit
engineer suburban pluralities = bullshit
ducks cry only once = bullshit
extend adaptive urbanisms=bullshit
One more tiny attempt to climb up the ladder and get closer to the KING OF BULLSHIT a.k.a AYYYYAla you will go down in miliseconds
TRUST ME guys, i was about to finish it here BUT I could not resist. I saw”mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” work and projects!!!!! Its always tempting to see how great theoreticians put in action their thoughts! (LOL)
where the f*ck to start and where the f*ck to finish?
A small poll to test your architecture knowledge. If you happen to be a follower of mr.guy standing in front of an ideology you will find the test super-easy!
have a nice friday.!