Waaad up guys! A day without a post and we are back! Well, lets get something clear:

The fact that we are able to kill sharks does not mean that we don’t go snorkeling from time to time.! And this post is exactly that; a snorkeling session where we found a small innocent fish to tease and laugh with.
The fishy is known as “Coffee with an Architect” (click here +)

Apparently the site is so funny/sad by itself that we don’t need to edit or point out a lot of things. Just pay a visit and laugh or feel ashamed that future architecture students may read it at some point. It is by far one of the least stimulating websites having a parasitic relationship to architecture. A stupid celebration of copy paste texts and lists that for some reason should be worth-reading.

The autor in his free time likes to stand in front of ideologies and design masterpieces. He told me so, in an exclusive interview we had online!

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“mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” last time i checked the bullshit generator was still ON so why put effort to share with us words like node, symmetry or form?

-its not funny
-no one talks like that!
-we know what “joist” means

how is your GRID now monsieur? why don’t you go work your way up to a T-Square  (hahha how funny am I) NOT!
In my book, thats a proper architects vocabulary! Watch and learn fishy

orchestrate steady-state laminar flows = bullshit
harness ruderal palimpsests = bullshit
synergize regional experiences = bullshit
mesh interstitial programs = bullshit
enable successional recipes = bullshit
urbanize vertical drosscapes = bullshit
biodiversify magnetic scenarios = bullshit
engineer suburban pluralities = bullshit
ducks cry only once = bullshit
extend adaptive urbanisms=bullshit

One more tiny attempt to climb up the ladder and get closer to the KING OF BULLSHIT a.k.a AYYYYAla you will go down in miliseconds

TRUST ME guys, i was about to finish it here BUT I could not resist. I saw”mr.guy standing in front of an ideology” work and projects!!!!! Its always tempting to see how great theoreticians put in action their thoughts! (LOL)

where the f*ck to start and where the f*ck to finish?

A small poll to test your architecture knowledge. If you happen to be a follower of mr.guy standing in front of an ideology you will find the test super-easy!

have a nice friday.!